To choose the correct size for you, measure your body as follows:
- Chest : Measure around the fullest part, place the tape close under the arms and make sure the tape is flat across the back.
£45.00
Fakeness? Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That
In a world filled with social media-perfect influencers and curated personas, we decided to take a wild turn. We were mid-meeting, Dave started doodling flowers because, well, his attention span’s as long as a goldfish’s. The result? This mishmash design. It shouts, “Look at me, I’m an artist now,” but also nudges you with a “Just kidding, be yourself”.
Life’s too short for fake vibes. ‘Be Real’, because nobody’s got time for fakery… unless it’s spontaneous doodles drawn by a daydreaming Dave.
Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
Specification: Air ject yarn which has a softer feel and reduced pilling. Tearaway label. Twin-needle stitching at shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband and cuffs. Double-lined hood with matching drawstring, pouch pocket. Set-in sleeves. 1×1 rib with elastane. WRAP certified. SEDEX certified. Oeko-Tex certified. Reach certified. Fair Labour certified.
Washing Instructions: Machine wash warm. Inside out, with like colours. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry medium. Do not iron if decorated. Do not dry clean